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3 cosplaying girls~
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Sigh.... Just got back into the swing of things and my computer dies... I will have to get a new one....
  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Jump Little Children -Magazine
  • Reading: The Name of the Wind -Patric Rothfuss
  • Watching: House of Cards
  • Eating: Egg samich
  • Drinking: Water


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savasrule Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
happy bdayHave your cake and eat it too 
Forest-Imp Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014   Photographer
Hi Dear... and somehow you are very dear to me! Happy Birthday.... hope it is a beautiful one... and i hope it is a hot one!
I'm sending you all my love and affection...
May the coming year bring you all that you truly want, and may it bring happiness and love.
Happy Birthday.
Heart - Free                                   :pollinate:

I have a brief poopy joke for you too doll:
Q: What do the star trek enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle around Uranus & wipe out Klingons...  LOL
SlyFXZ Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poop joke for ya!

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"

ProjectChiaroscuro Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
Are you still around?
OrdinaryBiker Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
Happy Birthday!
VideoGameStupid Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
Happy Birthday!
CJ-DB Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013   Traditional Artist
EverydayBattman Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Birthday by EverydayBattman
vgmaster9 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
Happy birthday
oktavio Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
Happy birthday!!
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